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RIVENDICAZIONE SINDACALEIo, ‘IL PENE’, rivendico un congruo adeguamento economico per le seguenti motivazioni:
1. Lavoro impiegandomi fisicamente.
1. non lavora per otto ore consecutive, comunque MAI quanto sarebbe opportuno;
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I the undersigned, Mr. ‘PENIS’, hereby claim for a higher, more adequate salary due to the following reasons:
1.I work by making a great physical effort;
2. I work ‘in depth’;
3. I work in a wet place;
4. I work in a dark place with no air conditioning;
5. I work in a high-temperature environment;
6. I’m exposed to infectious diseases;
7. I use my head when I’m working;
8. I work especially at night, without being paid for my overtime;
9. I work at week-ends too, without being getting compensation for holiday work.
THE COMPANY AT WHICH Mr. ‘PENIS’ IS EMPLOYED REPLIES AS FOLLOWS:
The Company hereby refuses to acknowledge the claim put forward by Mr. ‘PENIS’, due to the Company’s Job Management Department having detected that the above-mentioned Mr. ‘PENIS’: