LE NUOVE TORRI GEMELLE (THE TWIN TOWERS RECONSTRUCTION PROJECT)

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DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS,

DON'T TAKE OFFENCE AT THE PICTURE ABOVE AND THE FOLLOWING EXPLANATORY CAPTION (TRANSLATED FROM THE ITALIAN ORIGINAL VERSION): WE ITALIANS ARE ACCUSTOMED TO JOKING ABOUT EVERYTHING, EVEN THE MOST TRAGIC EVENTS.

"Famous architect to re-design the WTC".

Washington, DC. President George W. Bush met this morning famous Mexican architect Benjamin Fèlix to discuss over the reconstruction project for the Twin Towers. The Presidential staff had got into touch with Mr. Fèlix yesterday afternoon, following the proposal made by the majority of the Congress. The new towers will feature a similar shape to the original one, yet they will look more "streamlined". The most controversial detail of the new project was, however, the large "holes" at the top of both towers. Yet, CIA executives have remarked that the holes will prove useful in order to facilitate air traffic and, above all, prevent terroristic attacks in the future.